What do you get when a renowned psychoanalyst marries a hasty widow who relocates into the family estate, Elsewhere Manor – mansion slash mental ward – with her bastard son who just so happens to be haunted by his deceased father? Fantastic Vehicles (4 Decay), is a one-man show in verse based on a bastardized version of Shakespeare’s Hamlet. 'He hears voices i’th air, speaks things in doubt that carry but half sense: his speech is nothing, yet the unshaped use of it doth move the hearers to collection' (The Doctor).